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leauxwren:

I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew

Eddie Morton (1909)

I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there's women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

(Source: youtu.be, via metaarathen)

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fuckyeahtattoos:

my first tattoo.
done by Paweł Kucharski in ‘Hard To Forget” (Łódź). he has incredible ideas and he’s really talented artist.
it’s time to deal cards with my own hands.

fuckyeahtattoos:

my first tattoo.

done by Paweł Kucharski in ‘Hard To Forget” (Łódź). he has incredible ideas and he’s really talented artist.

it’s time to deal cards with my own hands.

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wendytesticles:

ophiuchustroll:

illneverbeanastronaut:

forthesakeofjoyoustimes:

I have too much free time in school alone with my calculator. This is like all I do. Always.

ZANDER THIS IS REALLY GVD.

holy shit

wow that calculator needs to be CLEANED god that is gross.

wendytesticles:

ophiuchustroll:

illneverbeanastronaut:

forthesakeofjoyoustimes:

I have too much free time in school alone with my calculator. This is like all I do. Always.

ZANDER THIS IS REALLY GVD.

holy shit

wow that calculator needs to be CLEANED god that is gross.

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n0whereb0y:

Wallace Wells with another Scott…

n0whereb0y:

Wallace Wells with another Scott…

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mihirahira02:

den-ame:

ご先祖様たち完成~!

うおーーーー!!!!
みんな大好きだーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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poppingcapsncollars:

cadegrey:

foxyrabit:

social justice bloger kankri
or
tumblr personified
still not sorry

why is he white u racist shit
there can be social justice bloggers of other colors
check your privilege


are you triggered

poppingcapsncollars:

cadegrey:

foxyrabit:

social justice bloger kankri

or

tumblr personified

still not sorry

why is he white u racist shit

there can be social justice bloggers of other colors

check your privilege

are you triggered

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